October 7, 2022

FBI raid on Mar-a-Stitcho on Monday.

Federal agents, stunned as we are by our early success, searched for classified documents, any evidence of cheating and even opened our safe. We’re safe.

No evidence of wrongdoing and the only items found in the safe were a few OTB tickets, my Bartolo Colon (mint condition) trading card, a couple of $5 casino chips, electric football, a foul ball I caught off the bat of Lenny Dykstra and Stitches’ last installment in 2018. Proof that we can indeed finish in the black.

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